Feminists would have you believe that women have been oppressed by men for centuries. Not so! In fact, men have actually been oppressed by women. While women got to stay home and play with the kids, men were forced to work to support entire families, all by themselves! Is it any wonder they created a male culture of success? It is meager compensation indeed for the success in the home which they have been denied all these years!
What is it like to be a man? It's terrible! Yoked to support an ever-enlarging family, denied the one pleasure your life brings because of your wife's "headache," forced to fix cars, mow the lawn, and lift heavy objects like a slave! When the kids want to play "horsie," guess who gets to be the "horsie?" Certainly not the woman! It's the man, because the woman doesn't want her back to get hurt. Obviously she doesn't care if the man's back gets hurt!
Become a masculinist and support men's rights! Help liberate men from the centuries of oppression by women! Commit now to making those freeloading women share the child care, take out the trash, and support their own lazy butts!
(Just in case you missed it, this is SATIRE)